ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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