I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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