hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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