Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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