it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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