Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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