I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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