i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
