i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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