Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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