did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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