We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Randomize
