I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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