hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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