Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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