Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Randomize
