If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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