I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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