Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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