did you get engaged???
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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