dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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