have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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