About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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