This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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