someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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