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  (954): View more from Florida

  You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.

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  (954): You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone. http://tfl.nu/c0ys
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals

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  (843): they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals http://tfl.nu/7ny2
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  (360): View more from Washington

  I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...

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  (360): I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds... http://tfl.nu/1y93
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.

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  (484): Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week. http://tfl.nu/8afy
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.

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  (215): It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis. http://tfl.nu/bygw
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.

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  (816): At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug. http://tfl.nu/yhlg
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  (512): View more from Texas

  I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.

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  (512): I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect. http://tfl.nu/coze
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  (713): View more from Texas

  the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us

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  (713): the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us http://tfl.nu/zpdd
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.

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  (+44): I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy. http://tfl.nu/np1e
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's

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  SMART GIRL

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  (978): there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's (1-978): SMART GIRL http://tfl.nu/njon
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  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything

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  (608): I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything http://tfl.nu/ll8l
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  (817): View more from Texas

  Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.

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  (817): Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life. http://tfl.nu/5d6q
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more

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  (404): Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more http://tfl.nu/o773
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.

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  (615): Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast. http://tfl.nu/ki2v
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  (801): View more from Utah

  I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.

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  (801): I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass. http://tfl.nu/21od
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