they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip