but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
And the cops told us we were all naked.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?