Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She's the barista slut.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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