And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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