how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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