can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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