we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
how drunk are you?
Several
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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