I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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