a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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