I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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