she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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