Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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