have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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