There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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