Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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