People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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