SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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