This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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