so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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