Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"