Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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