I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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