Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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