if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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