I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
What a fucking waste of an outfit
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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