Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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