I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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