come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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