Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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