It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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