Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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