She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped