I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.