Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER! http://tfl.nu/epkg
  Replies (61) Good night (11260) Bad night (815) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (432): View more from Texas

  I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (432): I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!? http://tfl.nu/8eh6
  Replies (21) Good night (582) Bad night (4895) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too. http://tfl.nu/ijhr
  Replies (45) Good night (7502) Bad night (861)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia? http://tfl.nu/5o5f
  Replies (33) Good night (791) Bad night (12328) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser. http://tfl.nu/fqkl
  Replies (116) Good night (2782) Bad night (20219) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult. http://tfl.nu/hl6i
  Replies (14) Good night (4724) Bad night (673) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career http://tfl.nu/7xqo
  Replies (18) Good night (1263) Bad night (3287) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts... http://tfl.nu/9w6o
  Replies (22) Good night (2480) Bad night (6593) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood http://tfl.nu/hdoi
  Replies (5) Good night (2820) Bad night (899) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts... http://tfl.nu/vjl2
  Replies (5) Good night (2026) Bad night (450) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me http://tfl.nu/lgos
  Replies (7) Good night (518) Bad night (1227) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis. http://tfl.nu/77ah
  Replies (5) Good night (754) Bad night (327) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls.. http://tfl.nu/o5go
  Replies (3) Good night (464) Bad night (359) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (719): View more from Colorado

  I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (719): I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room. http://tfl.nu/d9w2
  Replies (6) Good night (1543) Bad night (174) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD http://tfl.nu/j288
  Replies (5) Good night (872) Bad night (121) Order T-Shirt

Randomize