ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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