yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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