People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
is that a dick in a sweater?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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