He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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