she was so not down for the gang bang
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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