Jerry, you need to find god
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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